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Let's Get Hot!
With: Chris Locke & Aaron Eves

Featuring:
Dawn Whitwell
James Hartnett
Dan Ramos
Zabrina Chevannes
Hunter Collins
Stephanie Kaliner
Scott Stephenson
Brian Barlow

With a new vid by Chris & Aaron
and another video by Chris, Andy Boorman, and Craig Macnaughton.

Sunday, July 5th
Rivoli
332 Queen St. W.
Toronto, Ont.
Doors: 8:30pm
$5

Come to this and laugh at that!

See you soon!

New LGH! Promo commercials... cheap!

Torontoist Article.

Totally good!

http://torontoist.com/2009/06/its_getting_hot_in_here.php

LGH! 4 YR Anniversary!

Yay! We got this mention in this thing!

http://www.nowtoronto.com/guides/hotsummer/2009/story.cfm?content=169652

Try and make it out to the show! It's going to be bananza!

Link to Facebook group just cause...

Get some updates about shows and all that.

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Details on our up-coming show!

Hey fellow LGH! freaks.

Check out the line-up for our May LGH!

Let's Get Hot!
With: Chris Locke & Aaron Eves

Featuring:

Nathan Fielder
Kathleen Phillips
Sara Hennessey
Greg Alsop
Rebecca Kohler
Brian Barlow
Kurt Smeaton
Levi MacDougall!

Sunday, May 3.
Rivoli
332 Queen St. W.
Doors: 8:30pm

This is going to be crazy fun. Hope to see you there!

Other funny show ideas like, Corner Gas and Seinfeld.

Chris & Aaron discover that they have some great TV show ideas!

GAS ATTENDANT FRIENDS:

A show about four or five oddballs who find pleasurable company with each other on a gas station that's on the way to Whistler/Blackcomb. So, like, one guy's anal, and like another guy really needs to grow up. A girl is there too. Actually, like two girls. Ha ha ha.


THE MARRIEDS:

A group of six 32 year olds (because they were in a club) all get married (because of the club) in Vegas. The problem is that they were all drunk and don't remember who's married to who so the point is that they try to find out who's married to who and their parents are soooo annoying. They have a nosy neighbor. There is an alien in their basement named "Old Man Face".


THE HOT SWEET SWEAT SHOP HOP SUITE ON TOP:

A group of crazy amicable average Joes and Jills work really hard at producing chocolate together in a penthouse suite in Manhattan. There's only one problem... The show is also like the Saw movies.


THE 100 SOMETHINGS:

A small group of almost dead people meet at a different bar every week to talk about things they have to deal with like grandchildren making fun of their stinky wrinkles on the internet. Each week one of them is voted off the island or bar or whatever. Lord of the Flies meets LOST.


CHUBBY BUBBY, YOU WUV ME:

At first, ex-con Michael Chunt, doesn't know what to do when he is assigned an orderly duty which entails cleaning the shit out of the fat folds of a 600 lb old slut. Comedy ensues when he realizes that he loves the girl but her rich dad wants her to marry his favorite Laz-Y-Boy chair. Mmm mmm mmm. He also gets bad advice from an old box of fries that he keeps around in the pantry.


ALL IN THE "FANG"ILY:

A racist old vambire (yes, vamBire) sits on a couch and yells at his meathead. You want to know what else? Shhhhhh... he's gay and the show is in 3-D.

Our latest intro vid.

Short. Sweet. And to the point.
The point is, Aaron & Chris, basically.

Chris & Aaron's favourite Kookies!

How many people out there really like to bake cookies? What? We Can't hear you?
Here are a few awesome "Kookie"* recipes that we've created over the years together in front of the oven... wearing practically nothing.

* Disgusting cookies.


Here's one from Chris:

The Cadbury's Caramilk Candy Bar Sugar Kookie

1 Tube Pillsbury Cookie Dough
2 Tbl Spoons Brown Sugar or Raw Sugar
2 1/2 Eggs All Battered Up
1 Glass of Pure White Milk
3 Family Sized Cadbury's Caramilk Candy Bars
1 Mighty Pinch of Cookie Dust

Place in oven on any kind of sheet for 5 Minutes.

Here's one from Aaron:

My Dad's Quick "Kookies"

1 Dash of in the top drawer
2 Cups of in the fridge
A Pinch of from the container
2 or whatever Tbs of liquid brown
Don't waste time with chocolate chips

Look at the oven then at your watch. Look at the oven then at your watch. No time to put "Kookies" in oven. Tell wife you'll clean up when you get back from the fucking thing. Leave me alone!!!

Here's another one from the Chris-meister:

Bar-B-Q Chips: The "Kookie."

1 Big Bag of Ruffels Bar-B-Q chips
1 Oven
And...
Voila! You have an awesome Manhattan penthouse party!


Here's a guy from Aaron:

Really Big "Kookies"

30, 000 cups of your favorite cookies
Melt into one big cookie over a volcano
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Enjoy!

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