Chris & Aaron discover that they have some great TV show ideas!
GAS ATTENDANT FRIENDS:
A show about four or five oddballs who find pleasurable company with each other on a gas station that's on the way to Whistler/Blackcomb. So, like, one guy's anal, and like another guy really needs to grow up. A girl is there too. Actually, like two girls. Ha ha ha.
THE MARRIEDS:
A group of six 32 year olds (because they were in a club) all get married (because of the club) in Vegas. The problem is that they were all drunk and don't remember who's married to who so the point is that they try to find out who's married to who and their parents are soooo annoying. They have a nosy neighbor. There is an alien in their basement named "Old Man Face".
THE HOT SWEET SWEAT SHOP HOP SUITE ON TOP:
A group of crazy amicable average Joes and Jills work really hard at producing chocolate together in a penthouse suite in Manhattan. There's only one problem... The show is also like the Saw movies.
THE 100 SOMETHINGS:
A small group of almost dead people meet at a different bar every week to talk about things they have to deal with like grandchildren making fun of their stinky wrinkles on the internet. Each week one of them is voted off the island or bar or whatever. Lord of the Flies meets LOST.
CHUBBY BUBBY, YOU WUV ME:
At first, ex-con Michael Chunt, doesn't know what to do when he is assigned an orderly duty which entails cleaning the shit out of the fat folds of a 600 lb old slut. Comedy ensues when he realizes that he loves the girl but her rich dad wants her to marry his favorite Laz-Y-Boy chair. Mmm mmm mmm. He also gets bad advice from an old box of fries that he keeps around in the pantry.
ALL IN THE "FANG"ILY:
A racist old vambire (yes, vamBire) sits on a couch and yells at his meathead. You want to know what else? Shhhhhh... he's gay and the show is in 3-D.
